we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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