so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I think I sprained my soul last night
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Hello my rib-scented angel!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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