He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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