she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Randomize
