evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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