Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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