so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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