He is an equal opportunity slut.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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