what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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