i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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