i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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