After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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