i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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