Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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