But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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