I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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