I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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