At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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