She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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