? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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