I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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