sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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