Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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