Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
he thought i was a dude.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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