I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
There are leaves in my underwear?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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