i don't like sucking hair
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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