Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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