Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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