Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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