You can't special order awesome
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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