Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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