I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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