So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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