I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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