the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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