love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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