That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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