Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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