Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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