There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
