my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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