This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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