Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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