what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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