hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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