similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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