I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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