you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Randomize
