Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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