It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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